Hooray For Boobies Socks A pair of boobies is like a pair of fun socks: awesome. Celebrate the ladies in these novelty socks and let 'em fly. Mid-calf Crew Sock • Unisex, One Size Fits Most: Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12 Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic .